Dimitri The Lover is this dude who leaves creepy voicemails. I like how he’s named after what he does. He also got mad as heck when Wikipedia deleted his vanity page despite his assertion that KEY PRODUCER BRAD GOODMAN was going to make a movie about him.
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This is so gross.
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LESBIANS and BISEXUAL WOMEN may attend, and will be treated as “HONOURARY HETEROSEXUAL MALES”.
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Kill me.
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This is so disgustingly hilarious it may be worth a short story somehow, somewhere. A cautionary tale against...
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REAL MEN don’t— oh wait
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“You must sign a declaration that you are either a heterosexual or bisexual male, and renounce metrosexuality as a...
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holy shit
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wait wait WAIT there’s an actual “Rancho Relaxo”??
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“meet and greets with sluts from the community” holy hellAlso buddy, I don’t think a lot of gay men want to get into...
